wear them nano pants!

Nano pants. The latest Japanese invention. Apparently they work like very fine sand paper... but made out of nylon.

So we have nylon pants (that's underpants for you American English speakers) that... well, shave off inches.

The catch?

You have to wear them for 40 days in a row. The reviewer was assuming that you had to wear the same pair for 40 days which sounds rather smelly and disgusting and quite gross actually.

Yuck.

So I'm assuming you have to buy 40 pairs - which makes good business sense for the lovely people at Nano Pants Inc.

What exactly does it trim? Ehr.... like what area. Tummy? Good. Bottom? Right. Hips? Yippee! But what about the undercarriage? Have they thought that one through?

... Maybe they're crochless panties.

Now you're talking!

So if any of you ladies (I'm assuming ladies...) are brave enough to try them, please let me know how you get on...

I'm going to hold off for now. No nano pants for me today...